Dear sir,

I saw the title of this thread and was horrified. Before the watershed too. I thought this was a family forum, all talk of lovely new puppies and more lovely new puppies...

Disgusted of Newton

Dear Disgusted of Newton,

I'm quite sure I haven't the foggiest idea what you are talking about.  As the title suggests, there are clearly four ring pieces.  Two large and two small, to accomodate any 500 owner, even those with no ambition to have a family.

I am not myself a pet person, but I don't mind a couple of puppies to stroke on occasion.  Come to that, even the odd little growler is nice now and then.

As for the watershed - is that some kind of sports venue?

Perplexed of Kegworth

Dear Pacified of Newton,

I do believe I may have seen you both there.  I also was with my wife at the time and might have waved, but was negotiating a nasty gulley at the time.  With all the gushing, I eventually I had to take her the back way.

Misty-eyed of Kegworth

Dear Sir

What a relief. I thought that the forum was descending into the realms of smut yet instead I found another true enthusiast.

Our area is indeed a haven for the more adventurous amongst us. What fun we have had on the rocks of the Peak District. I love big boulders and is there a better feeling than slipping your fingers into a tight crack?

The recent snow has opened up even more possibilities. I was a bit concerned though when the wife said she would need her crampons. I though the fun was spoilt but then realised that a head cold had affected my hearing somewhat.

Happy days.

ooh i like those, do they stick on?, i mean can you get them off easily, once they are on.

By the way my fionce called me smutty only the the other day, that after i asked her if could
take her up the aisle. WOMEN EH.

Thanks

I will get some on order.

I was a little bit sceptical about opening this thread, as thought it may be a sordid one...but like a car crash looked anyway...I was however delighted to find instead, an excellent idea to cheer up the inside of my own little car... and other members enjoying the great out doors......sorry had to modify own thread as may have been misinterpreted.