I know just how miserable you feel Bear.
My record is just awful

1st A500.. curbed it whilst parking,, after 5 months of ownership.
Then destroyed the front wheel completely in a blind bend country lane encounter

The whole car was destroyed when i was driven off the road by a psycho !!
then when i got new replacement...i was so nervous i curbed it in the first week.... i cryed.
i dont deserve the car i know...

but i wouldn't have any other
