Thats it then i will get onto her agent first thing in the morning.
Dear Sir/Madam
We are a bunch of perve... um i mean car enthusiasts!

We would like to use cheryl cole in our poster for the forum, the outfit is very classy albeit non existent and the car is a stunner. We can offer two pieces of chewing gum.. not in payment but to hold the outfit together.

Yours sincerely,
A small monkey with an xmas hat on