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scuderia sitar

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Knock Knock Jokes
« on: June 20, 2011, 09:16:24 PM »
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"Two"
"Two who?"
"Two whit two whooooooo!"
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 12:04:59 AM »
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Doctor...
Doctor who?
...

;D
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 12:11:37 AM »
Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Wendy. 
Wendy who?   
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock. 
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 03:31:02 PM »
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who!
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 03:40:29 PM »
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hi!
Hi who?
Hi who, hi who it's off to work we go......
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 03:41:07 PM »
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dunnap..
Dunnap who?
Errrrgh!!
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 05:31:48 PM »
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 05:42:13 PM »
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you!
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 08:46:30 PM »
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A jehovah witness
**** OFF
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 09:49:14 PM »
Knock!! knock!!
Whos there?
You
You who?
You, your having a dream this forum isnt real, now wake up your an African Zebra and a lion is about to eat you  :deadhorse:

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