I had a similar one yesterday. traffic lights on red, girl in saxo to my right reving the nuts off it and edging forward, look in mirror clio sport with a group of lads pointing and laughing.
Right let me weigh the situation up. I have my mum in the car she is 72 and Bev sat in the back.
Lights go green girl floors it, i let her get away, oh please dont make me do it, by this time clio gets at side of me, look over, they are all laughing. I take over, press load pedal, my mum lets out a yelp, i think shes ok, so i press pedal abit harder they both dissapeared in the dust.
Next set of lights go red, clio comes past at lights my mum says they havnt even looked at you, i said
i know the damage has been done. Lights go green and they dont want to race anymore

, and girl in
saxo and lads in clio pootle away from lights.
Anyway that's enough fun for one day.
Dissclaimer please dont attempt this with your mother in the car, it could be fatal.