I was in the petrol station on the way home from collecting mine and I was the only person there parked on the forecourt. I filled up (with premium

) and strolled into the petrol station with a spring in my step due to my newly acquired purchase, and said to the guy behind the till. " Pump number 2 please."
He looked down tapping at buttons to bring up the price of the fuel and said "The Fiat yeah."
To which I replied "No the Abarth."
This caused the attendant to pause for a while and he actually looked out of the window searching with great difficulty for another vehicle on the forecourt. I could see the confusion on his face whilst he turned his head from left to right looking for a second car. After a short but extended period of time I became very self conscious and just had to concede, "yep its the Fiat."
At which point he turned to me with a look that said 'well why didn't you just bloody say so.' He then read the price out to me with a shocked look on his face confused as to why I would want to put premium into a Fiat 500. So I paid up and then scuttled of back to the car, and started it up.
'Hang on a second.' I though. 'I'll show him the difference between an Abarth and a Fiat.' I revved the engine allowing the Monza to exercise its full vocal range and roared off the forecourt. I looked out of my car into the station hoping to see him salivating with envy through the petrol station windows, only to see that his attention had been fixated on a tv screen the size of a postage stamp whilst he watched the world cup.
