Hi fellow patients/sufferers,

I am a soon to be proud owner of a Podium Blue 595 Cabrio. with the M.T.A. gearbox @ (140bhp).

I first fell in love with Abarth when I saw an Abarth 500 giving a Porsche Boxter a lesson in how to go fast.

If she lives up to my expectations I might get her modded a little.

I was at first going to have the manual box but the idea of being able to just push the loud pedal or brake when driving appealed to me if I want to have an easy drive and not use the flappy paddles.

I am classed as a disabled driver on account of my dwarfism and I usually go for cars a lot bigger (mentally insert own jokes here). I would normally have to drive with extension pedals fitted but not in an Abarth; another reason to have one.

I had the money ready and decided to take the plunge to embrace this psychiatric disorder to my full ability.

When she finally is delivered next month I will post a few photos for all to see.